Things Jesus Never Said

I’m casually skimming through the internet during my do-absolutely-nothing time and what do I see? A hilarious picture captioned “#ThingsJesusNeverSaid”. I looked up the tweet and was amused by the number of funny “things Jesus never said”. Some tweets were amusing and some were worth giving a thought. Here are a few of my favourites.



1. Those who believe in inequality

2. People asking to share a picture within [insert time in seconds/minutes here]

3. The author, the marketer

4. Haters gonna hate

5. Prosperity theology? There’s something like that?

A pastor who wants a $60,000,000 jet. Funded by his followers. Jesus works in mysterious ways.

6. Downright funny

And the winner is,

because the Bible was mainly written in Hebrew.

The tweets may seem blasphemous to many religious fanatics (and I mean the Bible-hugging-types). But you’ve got to hand it to the tweeters, Jesus never did say those things.

What do you think are some of the things Jesus never said? Which one is your favourite? Share your thoughts in the comments below.


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